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Safe Demotivational Poster

Stupid Is As Stupid Does -

TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


TAGS: safety tips motifake psa
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
I know Krav Maga; anyone trying to harm this young man is gonna get their a*ses kicked.
Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:28 pm
you're welcome. The being in the trunk part got my attention. Never thought of that
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the safety tips Airman.


Safety First -

impuissance -

TAGS: sleep game safe
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Sho

steve1961 - March 8, 2014, 5:21 am
That's okay, Space...I was part of the conversation and even I didn't know what I was talking about...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:13 am
Yet, once again. I 5ay to myself, "Self, read just one more before you go to bed." Thank you Sho. Thank you, oh so very much for the sweet dreams... Thank you. (Good job)
spacedog - March 4, 2014, 9:19 pm
I couldn't figure out what the hell you guys were talking about. On the plus side of this site d*** isn't censored.
TerrorAustralis - March 4, 2014, 1:51 pm
yeah but when people see d***, "d a m n" isnt the first thing they think of. and "dam" isnt filtered, so its basically just punishing people for having good spelling.
steve1961 - March 4, 2014, 1:46 pm
Because it's a swear word...
TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:59 pm
why is d a m n getting picked up by the swear filter?
TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:58 pm
d***... thats good.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 10:22 am

whooooooooooooooooooa. thnx sho....paranoia level way way up now.


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!

Australia -

TAGS: australia koala safe
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Ashson

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:55 pm
Is that thing wearing a tie?
mizzdizz - August 10, 2015, 1:22 pm
LOL! I LUV it when something cute and cuddly turns evil! I think its from all those nights of storytelling around the campfire when I was a kid! 5L


TAGS: vet safe home
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:03 pm
I never get tired of this pic...or motivations it is used on.
MilDoc - April 18, 2011, 11:20 am
Nice ph**o! 5Ls


TAGS: safe weather sea ships
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nerevski

nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 12:38 pm
What's better is when they say "It will safely hit Cuba instead of mainland USA!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:52 am
I honestly despise these meteorologists, they're so full of it. Many people disagree on so much; but as much as we agree on our hatred for Twilight, equally so for these weathermen who know as much as your average 5L year old.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 10:29 pm
Well then, make more. Please. My son is a commercial fisherman. Lotsa pics like this. Fair winds, mate.
nerevski - March 6, 2014, 10:27 am
Thanks. It was a team effort brewing around my ship for a while.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 9:01 pm
Good first poster

WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.

TAGS: volkswagon motorcycle honda cell phone texting safety driving riding crash
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

nazaroo - January 30, 2012, 9:16 am
"Hello, baby, yeah, Don't leave for the club yet. I'm coming over as fast as I can. I'll be there in like 2 seconds. ...hello hello? d***!"
ultranothing - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
She may have been on a cellphone, but the rider was going 85MPH - and she turned out from a side-street. Highways don't have side-streets, so this ja****s was doing 85 on a city street. Don't always blame the motorist. Lot's of drivers ride like morons
Haarakkon - November 11, 2009, 6:33 pm
And now it's a freak show attraction in a suburban mall. Cool headstone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:48 pm
because motorist doesnt mean car driver..........
freestyler - November 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
PLEASE read your own motifake before posting it...the car driver was on the phone not the motor.
Z-Bob - November 11, 2009, 8:56 am
Amen, brother...
Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:15 am
The car came out of a side street, indicating it was probably in town, where most speed limits top out at 35 mph. The motorcycle was going 85 mph. I'd say the idiot on the cycle was more to blame than the person on their cell phone.


TAGS: fire extinguisher alarm safety plan
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:41 am
I wanted to use the word F**K but even I know motifake has its limits
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:11 pm
MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:12 pm
5 alarms
Sho - December 21, 2011, 4:08 pm


BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY - The one who said that never had a homemade helmet on his head...


TAGS: drive safe bolts nuts scatter
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

EnkryptedSpirit - October 9, 2011, 7:11 pm
lol so true. 5 nuts
Feasibly - October 6, 2011, 9:40 pm
um...falloutghoul...um...nevermind... ;)
falloutghoul - October 6, 2011, 9:06 pm
Which nut? The one behind the wheel?

GHILLIE SUIT - Is a type of camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage, to conceal hunters, snipers, and GINGERS! C'MON OUT! WE SEE YOU IN THERE!

STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...


TAGS: glock safety handgun crazy silly
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 8:56 pm
LOL! Pretty much :)
TheScottsMan - April 3, 2012, 8:47 pm
Well, I guess I know why "Tool" is in your screen name.
MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 5:19 pm
Yeah, because the little trigger safety thingy would REALLY keep someone from pulling the trigger! geez!

Famous Last Words -

TAGS: guns children safety nra constitution
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 10:50 am
this all the victims fault, you're a range safety officer for a reason.
Greybeard - September 7, 2014, 5:37 am
Tragic incident. Most states do not allow children to start driving until they are 16. I believe guns should be the same. Both present a serious danger to adolescents.
Tyche - September 7, 2014, 1:04 am
Too soon, man. My sympathies to the girl and her family, and to the victim and his family. An Arizona resident who cares.


TAGS: child safety
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by holymoly

holymoly - April 21, 2012, 12:59 pm
Loud and clear Mr O. I've got my own little boogers and life wouldn't be the same without em' I has a lesson on electron flow with the help of a copper box s***le....
holymoly - April 21, 2012, 12:58 pm
Loud and clear Mr O. I've got my own little boogers and life wouldn't be the same without em' I has a lesson on electron flow with the help of a copper box s***le....
GaryO - April 21, 2012, 12:54 pm
True, but so worth the risk. The parent learns to call these events ‘little adventures’….I recall a fingernail file, an outlet, a flash…then it got dark.
mariand - April 20, 2012, 5:35 pm
nice one...


OSCAR - he's only a Grouch because some blue guy keeps eating his cookies

Parking -


TAGS: calendar kids safe never mariand
Rating: 4.94/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:31 pm

I'd say this ph**o was taken in Wyoming, but the background is way too green and way too light. I can't wait for both days of summer.
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 2:47 pm

here in canada we call them snow suits. lots of zippers and b***ons and padding and sure enough, as soon as the kids are in them....they have to go pee.


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY - Please be safe when lighting off fireworks

TAGS: happy inedependence day safe fireworks
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Budog

mrunstable - July 8, 2011, 4:16 am
future Darwin award recipient below
Budog - July 6, 2011, 3:35 pm
What about the rocket scientists who shoot them out their bung hole? Those are Darwin Awards in the making...
Cloudchaser - July 5, 2011, 2:46 am
But shooting bottle rockets and roman candles at each other is fun!

MAIL ORDER BRIDES - I Wonder If They Are Recyclable?

SAFETY IN NUMBERS - Someone yells "SHARK!!", we'll crap you an island.

TAGS: shark safety africa
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Zetmonk

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:04 am
I can see one who's not r5nning :)




C H I L D R E N - If we're not careful, who will fund our Social Security?

TAGS: kids children driving safety funny
Rating: 3.44/5

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The Great Whamini - February 24, 2010, 9:29 pm
It's fakery. I ph**ographed 3 identical neighborhood signs, grafted the numbers to purposely appear to have ammended the kid population down, and the please is painted using Paint. The dates are arbitrary. The scene is from Owensboro, KY.
Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
So many comments. All I truly want to know is where this is at.



TAGS: camp fire safety
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:37 am
Nice. Fire.
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 1:50 am
Thanks Haar. Not my find. ‘Twas a poster evolution thread contest….sure nice to see an ancient return with the good stuff. Welcome back.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 12:36 am
GaryO - July 2, 2012, 12:45 pm
Oh, man, I know. I have a cabin in the high desert. Fire season is whenever there’s no snow on the ground. My heart, goes out to your area and my fire fighting friends.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:20 am
nicely done, but I won't show it to any fellow Coloradoans.. a little touchy subject here right now
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 10:20 pm
Thanks, Mao. Cheers
maoworks2 - July 1, 2012, 9:19 pm
Very Nice !
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 8:34 pm
Thank you, laddie, thank you very much
Rick69 - July 1, 2012, 8:05 pm
Once again: Splendid... : )
GaryO - July 1, 2012, 2:22 pm
Thanx sir Ugmiester
ughomer - July 1, 2012, 2:10 pm



THANKSGIVING DINNER - And you're whining about having to sit next to Uncle Milt?

TAGS: hurry home safely
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by gil

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
I dunno, the service could be better.....I didn't get any stuffing!
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 11:59 am
Back at ya!!! And thanks for your service!
TheSarge - November 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Happy Thanksgiving everyone,from Mosul,Iraq! 5er

A FAILSAFE... - ...does not apply here.

PLEASE BE SAFE - Always wear a condiment

SAFETY - i hope he didnt forget to empty the cartridge

TAGS: fail safety gun shoot kill motifake
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by maker321

Nagard - June 22, 2010, 9:19 am
Read the text: The bolt is removed *facepalm*


Married Long Enough -

TAGS: married husband wife answers questions safe
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 9:13 am
What was that? I had sand stuck in my ears.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2014, 4:08 am
Women ask that because they are fat and know it but they don't like it and are seeking reassurance that they're not, thus sticking their head in the sand instead of dealing with the problem
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:30 pm
Eventually answering with a question can save your life...teehee.
mariand - February 17, 2014, 4:35 pm
I thought it's bad to answer with a question..means that I'm not married for long enough? :))))

HEALTH & SAFETY - When reaching for the stars, always use a sturdy stepladder.


TAGS: safety eyes army war death
Rating: 4.29/5

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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 2:23 pm
I have, and always figured him Air Force; plus, the name 'n all. ;) I'm really surprised the Apache sunset pic for REWARDS (#147312) hadn't been used, and that they weren't all winners (#30512). But, that was a looong time ago...
Sho - January 25, 2012, 11:38 am
You think HE likes the army.....you should look at Airman's posters
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 8:30 am
Thanks! :D No preference, actually. Just found some really cool military pics that happened to feature such. *shrug*
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:17 pm
man, you post good stuff, but you sure like the army

LIFE OR DEATH - It brings out the worst in people

TAGS: airline safety card worst people oxygen mask fire crash brace airplane
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by WTF

Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
I kind of wish the last cell in the middle row for fire (Where the adult and kid sit). I wish the adult was using the kid as a human shield from the flames. That would be hysterical. Regardless, 5Ls!

SAFETY FIRST - And you thought you had it bad.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK - "I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things." (Alan Coren)

FAIL - Some people just don't know when to give up.

TAGS: safety
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Chris St.Peter

stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 3:44 am
itll never work without the aloe vera
Seven - January 29, 2009, 12:03 am
yeah, that dude needs some superglue and duct ***e before they even GET to the cpr part



TAGS: seatbelt safety tin foil hat
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:47 am
Shoulder belt? You mean the ***bie protector? Thank God Ralph Nader had a passion for bre***esses. In other words, seat belts are for girls! Same goes for motorcycle helmets.

COOLNESS - No! BRO! in order 2B COOL! You have to "POP" Your collar


TAGS: security safety anti social courage people
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:28 pm
Smart little lion tamer! ^!
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 2:11 pm

That's what I said. Thank you!
Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:23 pm


TAGS: secure safety pins love
Rating: 4.83/5

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Airman - November 10, 2010, 6:54 pm
2 chicks man
Faceplant31 - November 10, 2010, 6:47 pm
@ airman - at that rate it better be anything you want to f*cking call it!
rerun - November 10, 2010, 6:45 pm

nope, it is considered ownership
Airman - November 10, 2010, 6:44 pm
Is $1000 a night considered Love?

O. S. H. A. - We Don't Need No Stinking O. S. H. A.


TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy ****!

NO REALLY - We "promise"

TAGS: fireworks safe
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Sleeves

forseti - April 4, 2010, 11:47 pm
love that! 5



TAGS: stupidity safety humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 1, 2013, 12:51 pm

.22s OK? They're cheapest...oh...you meant DRINKS! Water for EVERYBODY!
5150monkeylove - May 31, 2013, 9:52 pm
RL, I can just guide them to my mom... the rest of the horror is up to them. COC, I love a good pun!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 3:27 pm
Due to his lack of keen prudency, Albert was about to set off a CHAIN of events that horrified everyone who SAW. It all happened here, in the Twilight Zone.
Reality Lord - May 31, 2013, 2:59 pm

does she know about the new "you buy first rounds" initiation fee. for all returning members. plz see monkeylove regarding this :)
5150monkeylove - May 31, 2013, 12:30 pm
Gary secretly related to Yoda is. Welcome Back Ig, 5 Lopped off goodie bags
GaryO - May 31, 2013, 11:32 am
Yeah, you need to pop into the forum and talk about it....please. cheers
lgvernon - May 31, 2013, 11:06 am

Thanks, GaryO. It's been a long time~~
GaryO - May 31, 2013, 8:49 am
…and I’ll just continue with my comment word scramble…’got a shoht another in the arm’???…I’m going now to comment quitting
GaryO - May 31, 2013, 8:38 am
And this poster site just got a sh** another in the arm. Welcome back Vernon!
maoworks2 - May 31, 2013, 7:58 am
Very Funny, Chilled To The Bone ! 5 RPM L

Workplace Safety -

TAGS: warning signs messages workplace safety
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:17 am
Sadly, no.
steve1961 - September 2, 2013, 10:18 pm
Am I the only one who would actually try and do that?


TAGS: safety first girls cubby
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Reality Lord - July 16, 2010, 2:09 pm

she doesn't mean great...she mean HOLY CRAPPOLA THIS IS SO FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!!"
Sparrowgirl - July 16, 2010, 2:17 am
This is great!
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:57 pm
LOL...5 wet poodles


TAGS: safety regulations my as
Rating: 4.44/5

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MissRed - May 20, 2010, 11:35 am
Nice image

Enough -

TAGS: guns ammunition gunsafe
Rating: 4.2/5

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Bolverk3778 - October 6, 2013, 10:10 am
two or three firearms is enough if you've chosen wisely, it's the ammunition that you can never have enough of.



TAGS: safety independence neener stands alone
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Neener

Neener - October 27, 2010, 6:48 pm
A BIG thanks to Cranky on this for helping me put a coherent thought together.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 6:47 pm
I like it Neener.

ENSURING YOUR SAFETY - Our number one concern is that YOU do YOUR job, Mom.

TAGS: mom parent dad safety fail owned
Rating: 3.71/5

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Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:35 am
I like it!


SAFETY - first?

TAGS: safety first car
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
Easy to mock them... but after you lose a few poles, you'd be taking extra measures, too!


TAGS: safety tips
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

5150monkeylove - January 30, 2011, 3:26 am
Talis Briedis - January 30, 2011, 3:03 am
here are an astounding 16 votes on this one! WOW! from all 30 moderators....


EMERGENCY EXIT - Safety first

TAGS: emergency exit safety
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by gatewayasteroid

Iconoclast - November 13, 2010, 5:05 pm
Take a walk through your schools and check out how many of the doors are chained shut. School security drives the fire code inspectors crazy - should get parents upset too.
TheOne - November 13, 2010, 11:42 am
I'd say its not bad 4/5 :P

SAFETY 1ST PSA - Please, For The Love Life Buckle Up The Most Sacred Amongst Us.

TAGS: safety 1st
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bloodcrow - April 4, 2012, 10:34 am
i would say this was smart i mean hell think about it imagine getting into a head on collision you wont be a happy camper dying from being impaled from a keg.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 9:50 am
I like how the small one is in the Child Seat. 5 Foamy Heads
rerun - February 22, 2010, 7:58 pm

well, I am pretty close to Dallas.....too soon?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 7:57 pm
I just have to remember... Americans get 5... Canadians, 3.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 7:55 pm
LOL... I should've known that Rerun F Kennedy would figure me out!
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 7:50 pm
thanks for the warning ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
That's why I stayed out of it .Yankee f***ers!!!....I'll be back later.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 7:43 pm
In my aunts mustang you have to buckle up your 24 or the seat belt buzzer wont shut up. as soon as their is weight on the seat iy needs to be buckled up



SAFETY FIRST - The Golden Rule!!!

NOR COOKIES - I think if he had added that, we'd all be a lot more free.

TAGS: ben franklin cookies liberty safety humor doris
Rating: 2.9/5

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Bob Chin - July 2, 2009, 1:33 pm
Nor Beer!


TAGS: why not florida safe return long happy life
Rating: 2.27/5

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Sir - May 3, 2009, 4:18 pm
NO! not Godd*** Florida, we already have too many people down here

Gun Control Policy -

Raising Arizona -

TAGS: parents parenting children guns safety
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - September 6, 2014, 7:09 pm
Was the shooting instructor's error, methinks.Ya do NOT give a fully loaded, fully auto weapon to anyone, regardless of age. One round at a time, until competent and confident. Stupid mistake on his part.

Protection nemesis -

TAGS: be safe not sorry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

maoworks2 - May 5, 2014, 10:42 am
GaryO Are You Sure You're Not Me 5 Better Luck Next Time L'S .
GaryO - May 5, 2014, 9:01 am
Next one I kept in the trunk of my 40 Ford model car. Last I saw of it was in and out of Mrs Huber...left it somewhere inside her.....tricky things.
GaryO - May 5, 2014, 8:59 am
Sadly it decomposed one h** summer afternoon while ‘accidently’ showing it off during a baseball game.
GaryO - May 5, 2014, 8:58 am
Hey, it was the magic beans, the golden fleece of adolescence in those days. Having one implied you’d been places only imagined.
GaryO - May 5, 2014, 8:57 am
Funny cow….funny funny cow…..I think Goodyear may have had a hand in the material...funny cow.
ughomer - May 5, 2014, 7:46 am
At age 14, were you called "GaryO Trojan" by your pals?
MissPriss - May 5, 2014, 1:08 am
And there we have it folks...the man that coined the 5L phrase safe ***.
Greybeard - May 5, 2014, 12:19 am
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2014, 11:28 pm
Wow Gary, 1812 to 1814?!?.....was it sheepskin or papyrus?
GaryO - May 4, 2014, 10:11 pm
Had one in my billfold from 12 to 14…back then it was purely status, like having a zippo lighter…show and tell…’til it finally disintegrated
lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 9:49 pm

I don't know which scenario is sadder: it being tucked forever-new in your wallet; or it being used and stuffed haphazardly in your pocket...5LLLLLs

promises -

TAGS: fail safe
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 16, 2014, 10:10 am
...told her it was time to leave...we'll miss her

Google Safe Search -

Life or death -

TAGS: medical bracelet browser delete safe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 4:14 am
Yep, but please make sure I'm dead...it'll take too much effort to find all them sites again. Teehee
MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 4:12 am
Burn baby burn!
EmilioDumphque - December 5, 2013, 2:00 am
Ain't dat da trooth!
Silverheart - December 4, 2013, 8:34 pm

To be safe, soak my 'puter in gasoline and torch it.

Safety -


Playing With Fire -

TAGS: crazy people burning bridges prevention following safety
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:51 pm
Oh Jesus...you know us crazies always seem to fall on our feet ready to go once again! Kinda like you and the whole cross thingy...teehee. Thanks for the vote!
JesusWept - January 26, 2014, 12:59 pm
Why not make a few cuts in those ropes instead? Might get rid of a few crazies for good that way *evil grin*. L L L L L

Darwinism -

TAGS: evolution idiot stupid charles safety mechanism
Rating: 4.8/5

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vindicator - August 21, 2014, 10:21 am
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:51 am

darwinism fail...they were old enough to pass along the stupid gene :)

Best Before Dates -



Starting with =Texas -


TAGS: timmy s newbies safe
Rating: 4.33/5

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rerun - November 13, 2010, 8:07 pm

tellitlikeitis - November 13, 2010, 6:53 pm
I realize this. It's quite good what I've got. Thanks.
Iconoclast - November 13, 2010, 4:54 pm
Since the average is above 4.0, clearly some people gave you 5L's. Getting perfect 5's from a large number of people is really difficult. Check out the posters of a bunch of us, and you will see few with perfect scores.



Safety -

TAGS: duckling crocodile safety leap
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Sho - April 28, 2014, 2:28 pm
Looks like Mr Gator there is dying to meet me
steve1961 - April 28, 2014, 12:32 pm
Sorry. "Ashson".
steve1961 - April 28, 2014, 12:31 pm
...since ducks can fly, I think Ashton is referring to the leaping gator to look before he leaps cuz the duck happens to be the master of the macabre, Sho...Poor, foolish...Handbag...I mean 'Gator'...
GaryO - April 28, 2014, 9:25 am
Yup, that w/be the obvious thought (yawn). Now, if both said ‘DUCK!’, at least it’d create smiles....maybe.


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Bolverk37782 - May 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
Except for the MEP’s, who use it to tie closed the bags they have stuffed full of the cash they have claimed as expenses!!!:-P
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
wierd fact: nearly 30 people each year try to commit suicide with bb guns
justme - May 26, 2011, 12:19 pm
actually america is number one in suicides... so i think that we in europe use it for a safety line ;)

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maoworks2 - May 3, 2013, 1:44 pm
I Like This 10 To Go Thanks .
Swampfox - May 2, 2013, 10:56 pm
Some gold digging woman would be my guess.
rerun - May 2, 2013, 9:40 pm

The value increases daily
Ism - May 2, 2013, 7:53 pm
I don't know who gave you 1Lion on this... but I give you 5L for beginning a Gun Collection... its never too late to start...

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